Weird Horse Dildo

Horse dildos come in all shapes, sizes and designs. From giant squirting shire horse dildos to double-ended partner dildos, this diverse genre of sex toys knows no limits. While classic horse dildos are generally replicas of the real-life thing, fantasy stories and ancient myths have given us a plethora of different fictional horse-like creatures to tantalise our dreams and titillate our sexual fantasies. At Horse Dildo UK, we want to celebrate these diverse and wonderful creatures and enable our customers to incorporate them into their sexual role-play. That's why we've created our incredible weird horse dildo range.

What is a Weird Horse Dildo?

A weird horse dildo is a specially designed fantasy sex toy that pays homage to all the mythical horse-like beasts from Greek myths, fairytales and naughty dreams. They are crafted like unicorn forms and pegasus penises and will take you on a gallop straight to pleasure town. 


Like all horse dildos, a weird horse dildo is far larger than the average sex toy meaning that it will stimulate all your naughty parts and stretch all your hungry holes in ways that regular dildos can’t even imagine. Weird horse dildos are beautifully designed, expertly manufactured and are must-have items in every sex toy collection.

What is a Weird Horse Dildo Made From?

The material of a dildo is one of its most important features. There are sex toys made from hard plastic, stainless steel and even homemade ones made from root vegetables. At Horse Dildo UK, our entire weird horse dildo range is made from 100% highest-quality medical-grade silicone. 


But what makes this material so superior? Well, first of all, silicone looks and feels amazing which is always the number one prerequisite for dildo materials. Second, it is completely safe to use as silicone is 100% nonreactive, non-toxic and doesn't cause any allergies. 


It is also a very flexible material which means you can bend your weird horse dildo to make sure it doesn't pop out just as you are about to climax. This is a particularly useful quality for our double-ended horse dildos which you and your partner can enjoy at the same time. These amazingly versatile toys can pleasure two holes simultaneously opening up the possibility of a Kama Sutra of different horse dildo frolicking

Are Weird Horse Dildo Payment and Delivery Secure? 

Yes, absolutely! At Horse Dildo UK, we take our customers’ safety, security and discretion very seriously. In terms of payment, we provide a number of different secure payment channels so that you can choose the one that makes you feel most confident. These include Google Pay, Apple Pay and credit and debit card. 


All our orders are subject to 100% free next-day shipping and are packaged discreetly with no branding or item names visible. This should stop any nosy neighbours or prying postmen from sneaking a look at your delivery. 


Check out our full range of weird horse dildos today and find the stallion you’ll soon be saddling up in the bedroom!