Best Horse Dildo in 2022

It seems like year after year, the horse dildo market just gets better and better. From its humble beginnings when only a few connoisseurs knew about these unique sex toys until today when they have become some of the most popular dildos in the world, horse dildos have gone leaps and bounds (no pun intended!) 2021 was such a great year for horse dildos than we thought it was going to be impossible to top but 2022 came galloping at us head on like a Grand National winner and delivered some of the most amazing horse dildos we have ever seen.


But which horse dildos have made the biggest splash? And which are must-have items for your fantasy toy collection. To help you find your next sex stallion, here is our rundown of the best horse dildo in 2022.

#1 Red Rum

Red Rum was a legendary racehorse and one of the most iconic and successful steeplechasers champions of all time. In tribute to the three-time Grand National Winner, the Red Rum Horse Dildo has been a huge success since its launch this year. At 27cm long and 5.5cm, it packs the same punch as the real horse and with its integrated ejaculating function, you can even breed your own thoroughbreds (or just spray fake cum inside your holes and all over yourself!) 

#2 Seabiscuit

Another legendary horse, Seabiscuit dominated horse racing during the late 1930s and 1940s. His slow rise to fame came after winning only 25% of his first 40 races but as he found his feet (or hooves) and started to win race after race, Seabiscuit became an inspiration to Americans who were struggling through the Great Depression. The Seabiscuit Horse Dildo is no less awe-inspiring with its mammoth 29cm length meaning you can stick it up at one end of your stable and fuck it at the other. Like the Red Rum Horse Dildo, Seabiscuit is also a squirting dildo adding a new, sticky dimension to your fun.

#3 Affirmed & Pete

It is a common misconception that dildos are just for solo masturbation. In fact, many partners love to use their dildos together during all kinds of sexual play. While this usually involves a standard dildo or a double-ended sex toy, the Affirmed & Pete Horse Dildo is something completely different. 


This unique horse dildo comes with two cocks mounted on a single suction cup base which means that you can sit atop this noble steed with your partner like a knight with their princess snuggled up behind you. On the other hand, if you are particularly greedy and want to keep the Affirmed & Pete Horse Dildo all to yourself, it can also be used for double-penetration masturbation. A wonderfully versatile toy!


After being spoiled rotten in 2021, it seemed like there was no way 2022 could beat it. However, with these three sex toys and many others we just couldn’t fit onto this list (apologies to all!), this year has shown that the horse dildo world just keeps getting better. We hope this rundown has given you some ideas for new toys to add to your horse dildo collection.