Everything You Need to Know About Ejaculating Horse Dildos

Yee-haw, pleasure pioneers! It's time to hitch your wagon and gallop into the untamed terrain of ejaculating horse dildos. These bucking broncos of pleasure offer a wet and wild sexual experience that is quite unlike anything you have experienced before. With all the features and capabilities of a real-life horse’s dong (and we do mean ALL!), ejaculating horse dildos are serious contenders for the best in sex toy show rosette.

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But what makes these big, bad, horse-inspired toys so popular? 

Hop on and hold tight, because we're about to take you on a wild ride through the world of ejaculating horse dildos

What are Ejaculating Horse Dildos?

Are you all about the mane event? The money shot? The big climax? 

Well then, ejaculating horse dildos are definitely right up your alley (or all over your face, body or anywhere else you like it!) That’s right, ejaculating horse dildos are specially designed to replicate a real-life horse cum shot. To put it scientifically, they combine anatomically-inspired aesthetics and ejaculatory functionality. Or more simply, they look like real, massive horse cocks and shoot a load to match! Neigh-ver has the blend of fantasy and reality been this, well, satisfying.

In fact, it is this realistic design that really sets these tantalising toys apart. They come complete with all the veins, giant heads and balls that we would usually see “swinging between the legs of a Grand National winner” (a joke for all the Blackadder fans out there!) Ejaculating horse dildos also boast all the length and girth of the real thing making them ideal for anyone who loves their sex toys on the massive side! As for the ejaculation feature? It's the proverbial cherry on top, adding that extra shot of reality (pun intended) to the whole experience.

How to Use an Ejaculating Horse Dildo

Before you begin your bedroom galloping, it's essential to prepare for the ride ahead. Ejaculating horse dildos are larger and more textured than your regular toy so a little lube just won't cut it. That’s why the first thing you need to do is…

Lather on the Lube

We're talking about a generous lubing of both your toy and yourself. We always recommend a water-based lubricant as it's compatible with all materials and won't damage your toy. Lube will ensure everything moves smoothly and enhances your horsey pleasure. 

Set the Early Pace

Once you are all wet and slippery, it's time to get started. However, just like in a real horse race, the pacing is everything. Start slow and build momentum. No one wins the Kentucky Derby in the first second, right?

Cross the Finish Line

When it comes to the big finale, ejaculating horse dildos are super easy to use. The ejaculatory function operates with a built-in pump or squeeze bulb, which is usually filled with a body-safe fake cum lube (although you can use water or any body-safe liquid you prefer). Choose the perfect moment and give the pump a firm squeeze to release a rush of liquid from the dildo. Horsey cum heaven!

How to Choose an Ejaculating Horse Dildo

Choosing your perfect playmate in the realm of ejaculating horse dildos is not a decision to be taken lightly. It's like picking a winner for the Grand National of Pleasure. With a wide range of options available, here is what you need to consider

Size Matters: Length and Girth

In the world of ejaculating horse dildos, size definitely does matter. These toys are designed to be more substantial than your average dildo, so knowing your limits is crucial. With that said, if you are a fan of bigger, longer, girthier sex toys, then you are going to be truly spoiled for choice. 

Textured for Pleasure: Veins and More

For many ejaculating horse dildo fans, the thrill lies in the details. If you are someone who loves a textured toy, look for an ejaculating horse dildo with pronounced veins and ridges. This detailing isn't merely aesthetic; it adds to the stimulation during use, delivering an experience as close to the real thing as possible.

Material Girls and Boys: Silicone by a Nose

The material of your ejaculating horse dildo can greatly influence your experience. Silicone is always the bookies' favourite as it is known for its body-safe properties and lifelike feel. It is also easy to look after and clean so your dildo will last you for furlongs of fun!

Final Thoughts

Whether you're a sexual adventurer or an equestrian enthusiast, ejaculating horse dildos are the sex toys to bet on. Combining fantasy features, anatomical accuracy and cumshot capabilities, ejaculating horse dildos really are the champion thoroughbreds of the sex toy world. So, if you're ready to explore the unexplored, then it's time to pull on your riding boots, unfurl your lasso and saddle up on your brand-new ejaculating horse dildo.